Meetings I Attend Invisibly Funny Ninja Office Shirt | Khai Studio

They scheduled you for nine meetings this week. You attended zero. Technically.

You're on the calendar. Your name is in the invite. There's even a little green dot next to your profile picture. And yet — somehow — no one can quite confirm you were actually there. The chair at the end of the table is empty. The muted icon is permanent. You've mastered the art of institutional invisibility, and honestly? The work still got done.

FIT & FEEL
Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee. Lightweight (4.2 oz), 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Relaxed unisex fit — size up if you prefer an oversized look. Runs true to size.

PRINT & FULFILLMENT
Printed on demand via DTG (direct-to-garment) using a Kornit Atlas Max printer. No inventory, no waste — your shirt is made when you order it. Print area up to 12" within an 18"×18" field for full detail at any size.

SHIPPING & RETURNS
Ships in 2–4 business days. Domestic delivery typically 3–7 business days after fulfillment. Rates calculated at checkout. Made-to-order — we don't accept returns on unwanted items, but if there's a defect, wrong item, or print issue, we'll make it right. Contact kory@khai.studio within 30 days.

SIZE CHART (inches — laid flat)
S: chest 18", length 28"
M: chest 20", length 29"
L: chest 22", length 30"
XL: chest 24", length 31"
2XL: chest 26", length 32"
3XL: chest 28", length 33"

CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

FAQ
Will it shrink? Minimal shrinkage — pre-shrunk fabric. Wash cold and dry low to keep it sharp.
Is this unisex? Yes. Relaxed fit works across body types. Women often size down one.
How's the print quality? Kornit Atlas Max DTG produces vivid, soft-hand prints that hold up wash after wash.