I'm Not Procrastinating Funny Ninja Office Shirt | Khai Studio

Patience is a ninja skill. You're not slow. You're waiting for the exact right moment.

The clock is ticking, the to-do list is growing, and the ninja hasn't moved. That's not procrastination — that's tactical restraint. Some people see delay. You see preparation. There's a difference, and only one of you has a sword.

FIT & FEEL
Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee. Soft cotton-polyester blend, relaxed fit, ribbed collar, tapered shoulders. Wear it to the meeting you've been "almost ready" for since Tuesday.

PRINT & FULFILLMENT
Printed via Kornit Atlas Max DTG with white underbase for full opacity on all colors. Fulfilled by Monster Digital. Allow 2–4 business days for production.

SHIPPING & RETURNS
Domestic: 3–7 business days after production. Rates calculated at checkout. This is a made-to-order product — no returns on unwanted items. Defects, wrong items, or print issues? Contact us at kory@khai.studio within 30 days. We'll make it right with a replacement or refund — no return shipment required.

SIZE CHART (inches, laid flat)
S: 18" chest / 27" length
M: 20" chest / 28" length
L: 22" chest / 29" length
XL: 24" chest / 30" length
2XL: 26" chest / 31" length
3XL: 28" chest / 32" length

CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

FAQ
Will this look good on dark shirts? Yes — DTG with white underbase means full opacity on Black, Navy, Red, and Asphalt.
What's the fit like? Unisex relaxed. Size up if you prefer oversized.
Is Khai Studio a real brand? Real enough to ship you a shirt while you're still deciding.