Excel Warrior VLOOKUP Assassin Funny Ninja Office Shirt | Khai Studio

The spreadsheet doesn't stand a chance.

You didn't just learn Excel. You mastered it. You built the formulas, fixed the pivot tables, and destroyed every #REF! error before anyone else knew it existed. This shirt is for the one who moves through spreadsheets like a ghost — efficient, precise, and quietly terrifying to everyone else in the office.

FIT & FEEL
Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee. Soft, lightweight, and relaxed through the body. Size up for oversized. Women often size down one.

PRINT & FULFILLMENT
Printed on demand via direct-to-garment (DTG) on a Kornit Atlas Max. Ink bonds directly to the fabric — no cracking, no peeling. Each shirt is made to order.

SHIPPING & RETURNS
2–4 business day production window, then standard carrier transit. We can't accept returns for size preference since each shirt is made to order — check the size chart before ordering, and when in doubt, size up. Defective or misprinted items get a replacement or refund, no return shipment required.

SIZE CHART
Chest measurements are unisex body measurements. Laid flat measurements taken across the garment.
S: chest 34–37" / laid flat 18" chest / 28" length
M: chest 38–41" / laid flat 20" chest / 29" length
L: chest 42–45" / laid flat 22" chest / 30" length
XL: chest 46–49" / laid flat 24" chest / 31" length
2XL: chest 50–53" / laid flat 26" chest / 32" length
3XL: chest 54–57" / laid flat 28" chest / 33" length

CARE
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print.

FAQ
Will the design crack or fade? Not with normal care. DTG ink bonds to the fabric fibers — wash cold and inside out to maximize longevity.
What's the fit like? Unisex relaxed. Size up if you prefer oversized. Women often size down one.
How long until it ships? 2–4 business day production window, then standard carrier transit.
Can I return it if it doesn't fit? We can't accept returns for size preference since each shirt is made to order. Check the size chart before ordering — and when in doubt, size up.
Is Khai Studio a real brand? Real enough to ship you a shirt while you're still deciding.