Deadline Eliminated Funny Office Ninja Shirt | Khai Studio

The deadline was never going to survive. You eliminated it — quietly, efficiently, and without making it weird.

The Deadline Eliminated shirt is for the office ninja who dispatches impossible due dates without breaking a sweat or sending a single panicked Slack message. Badge-style design. Vintage ninja aesthetic. Zero drama.

• Best for: The person who handles deadlines like a covert op
• Best for: Anyone who ships it quietly and says nothing
• Best for: Gifting to the deadline assassin on your team

FIT & FEEL
Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee. Soft cotton-polyester blend, relaxed fit, ribbed collar, tapered shoulders. Runs true to size — size up for oversized. Women often size down one.

PRINT & FULFILLMENT
DTG printed by Monster Digital on a Kornit Atlas Max with white underbase for full opacity on every color. Made to order — 2–4 business day production window.

SHIPPING & RETURNS
Standard carrier transit after production, typically 3–7 business days domestic. Rates calculated at checkout. Made to order — we can't accept returns for size preference. Defects, wrong items, or print issues? Contact kory@khai.studio within 30 days and we'll make it right with a replacement or refund.

SIZE CHART
S: chest 34–37" / laid flat 18" chest / 28" length
M: chest 38–41" / laid flat 20" chest / 29" length
L: chest 42–45" / laid flat 22" chest / 30" length
XL: chest 46–49" / laid flat 24" chest / 31" length
2XL: chest 50–53" / laid flat 26" chest / 32" length
3XL: chest 54–57" / laid flat 28" chest / 33" length

CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

FAQ
Will the design crack or fade? Not with normal care. DTG ink bonds to the fabric fibers — wash cold and inside out to maximize longevity.
What's the fit like? Unisex relaxed. Size up if you prefer oversized. Women often size down one.
How long until it ships? 2–4 business day production window, then standard carrier transit.
Can I return it if it doesn't fit? We can't accept returns for size preference since each shirt is made to order. Check the size chart before ordering — and when in doubt, size up.
Is Khai Studio a real brand? Real enough to ship you a shirt while you're still deciding.