Low Expectations High Standards Funny Deadpan Shirt | Khai Studio

Same philosophy. Different shirt.

This is the alternate cut of the same idea: expectations low enough to hit every time, standards just high enough to feel proud about it. Low Expectations High Standards is for the repeat offender who needed a second version.

// 100% ring-spun cotton. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee. Soft, reliable, round two.

// Care: wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.

Frequently asked questions

Will the design crack or fade? Not with normal care. DTG ink bonds to the fabric fibers — wash cold and inside out to maximize longevity.

What's the fit like? Unisex relaxed. Size up if you prefer oversized. Women often size down one.

How long until it ships? 2–4 business day production window, then standard carrier transit.

Can I return it if it doesn't fit? We can't accept returns for size preference since each shirt is made to order. Check the size chart before ordering — and when in doubt, size up.

Is Khai Studio a real brand? Real enough to ship you a shirt while you're still deciding.