Low Expectations High Standards Funny Deadpan Shirt | Khai Studio

Same philosophy. Different shirt.

This is the alternate cut of the same idea: expectations low enough to hit every time, standards just high enough to feel proud about it. Low Expectations High Standards is for the repeat offender who needed a second version.

• Best for: Repeat customers who needed a second version
• Best for: The coworker who set the bar low and kept it there
• Best for: Gifting to your favorite consistently mediocre-by-choice friend

FIT & FEEL
Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee. Soft cotton-polyester blend, relaxed fit, ribbed collar, tapered shoulders. Runs true to size — size up for oversized. Women often size down one.

PRINT & FULFILLMENT
DTG printed by Monster Digital on a Kornit Atlas Max with white underbase for full opacity on every color. Made to order — 2–4 business day production window.

SHIPPING & RETURNS
Standard carrier transit after production, typically 3–7 business days domestic. Rates calculated at checkout. Made to order — we can't accept returns for size preference. Defects, wrong items, or print issues? Contact kory@khai.studio within 30 days and we'll make it right with a replacement or refund.

SIZE CHART
S: chest 34–37" / laid flat 18" chest / 28" length
M: chest 38–41" / laid flat 20" chest / 29" length
L: chest 42–45" / laid flat 22" chest / 30" length
XL: chest 46–49" / laid flat 24" chest / 31" length
2XL: chest 50–53" / laid flat 26" chest / 32" length
3XL: chest 54–57" / laid flat 28" chest / 33" length

CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

FAQ
Will the design crack or fade? Not with normal care. DTG ink bonds to the fabric fibers — wash cold and inside out to maximize longevity.
What's the fit like? Unisex relaxed. Size up if you prefer oversized. Women often size down one.
How long until it ships? 2–4 business day production window, then standard carrier transit.
Can I return it if it doesn't fit? We can't accept returns for size preference since each shirt is made to order. Check the size chart before ordering — and when in doubt, size up.
Is Khai Studio a real brand? Real enough to ship you a shirt while you're still deciding.