Please Lower Your Expectations Funny Shirt | Khai Studio

A friendly, necessary request.

Please Lower Your Expectations is for the person managing everyone's outlook proactively, before the disappointment even has a chance to happen. Consider this your official notice.

• Best for: Managing everyone's hopes before they get disappointed
• Best for: The coworker who under-promises on principle
• Best for: Gifting to someone proactively setting the bar low

FIT & FEEL
Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee. Soft cotton-polyester blend, relaxed fit, ribbed collar, tapered shoulders. Runs true to size — size up for oversized. Women often size down one.

PRINT & FULFILLMENT
DTG printed by Monster Digital on a Kornit Atlas Max with white underbase for full opacity on every color. Made to order — 2–4 business day production window.

SHIPPING & RETURNS
Standard carrier transit after production, typically 3–7 business days domestic. Rates calculated at checkout. Made to order — we can't accept returns for size preference. Defects, wrong items, or print issues? Contact kory@khai.studio within 30 days and we'll make it right with a replacement or refund.

SIZE CHART
S: chest 34–37" / laid flat 18" chest / 28" length
M: chest 38–41" / laid flat 20" chest / 29" length
L: chest 42–45" / laid flat 22" chest / 30" length
XL: chest 46–49" / laid flat 24" chest / 31" length
2XL: chest 50–53" / laid flat 26" chest / 32" length
3XL: chest 54–57" / laid flat 28" chest / 33" length

CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

FAQ
Will the design crack or fade? Not with normal care. DTG ink bonds to the fabric fibers — wash cold and inside out to maximize longevity.
What's the fit like? Unisex relaxed. Size up if you prefer oversized. Women often size down one.
How long until it ships? 2–4 business day production window, then standard carrier transit.
Can I return it if it doesn't fit? We can't accept returns for size preference since each shirt is made to order. Check the size chart before ordering — and when in doubt, size up.
Is Khai Studio a real brand? Real enough to ship you a shirt while you're still deciding.