Emotionally Somewhere Else Funny Introvert Shirt | Khai Studio

Physically present. Everything else, pending.

The body's in the room, present and accounted for. The rest is buffering somewhere quieter, and it's not coming back until the meeting's over.

• Best for: Meetings that could've been an email
• Best for: Family dinners running long
• Best for: Gifting to the master of the thousand-yard stare

FIT & FEEL
Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee. Lightweight (4.2 oz), 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Relaxed unisex fit — size up if you prefer an oversized look. Runs true to size.

PRINT & FULFILLMENT
Printed on demand via DTG (direct-to-garment) using a Kornit Atlas Max printer. No inventory, no waste — your shirt is made when you order it. Print area up to 12" within an 18"×18" field for full detail at any size.

SHIPPING & RETURNS
Ships in 2–4 business days. Domestic delivery typically 3–7 business days after fulfillment. Rates calculated at checkout. Made-to-order — we don't accept returns on unwanted items, but if there's a defect, wrong item, or print issue, we'll make it right. Contact kory@khai.studio within 30 days.

SIZE CHART
S: chest 34–37" / laid flat 18" chest / 28" length
M: chest 38–41" / laid flat 20" chest / 29" length
L: chest 42–45" / laid flat 22" chest / 30" length
XL: chest 46–49" / laid flat 24" chest / 31" length
2XL: chest 50–53" / laid flat 26" chest / 32" length
3XL: chest 54–57" / laid flat 28" chest / 33" length

CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

FAQ
Will the design crack or fade? | Not with normal care. DTG ink bonds to the fabric fibers — wash cold and inside out to maximize longevity.
What's the fit like? | Unisex relaxed. Size up if you prefer oversized. Women often size down one.
How long until it ships? | 2–4 business day production window, then standard carrier transit.
Can I return it if it doesn't fit? | We can't accept returns for size preference since each shirt is made to order. Check the size chart before ordering — and when in doubt, size up.
Is Khai Studio a real brand? | Real enough to ship you a shirt while you're still deciding.