Too Aware for Small Talk Funny Introvert Shirt | Khai Studio

Small talk requires a battery I don't have.

For the person who can read the room, the subtext, and the exit routes — but not muster the energy for "so, how about this weather." Sharp, just selective about where it goes.

• Best for: Elevator rides with coworkers
• Best for: Family gatherings with too many follow-up questions
• Best for: Gifting to the friend who's always three steps ahead in their head

FIT & FEEL
Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee. Lightweight (4.2 oz), 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Relaxed unisex fit — size up if you prefer an oversized look. Runs true to size.

PRINT & FULFILLMENT
Printed on demand via DTG (direct-to-garment) using a Kornit Atlas Max printer. No inventory, no waste — your shirt is made when you order it. Print area up to 12" within an 18"×18" field for full detail at any size.

SHIPPING & RETURNS
Ships in 2–4 business days. Domestic delivery typically 3–7 business days after fulfillment. Rates calculated at checkout. Made-to-order — we don't accept returns on unwanted items, but if there's a defect, wrong item, or print issue, we'll make it right. Contact kory@khai.studio within 30 days.

SIZE CHART
S: chest 34–37" / laid flat 18" chest / 28" length
M: chest 38–41" / laid flat 20" chest / 29" length
L: chest 42–45" / laid flat 22" chest / 30" length
XL: chest 46–49" / laid flat 24" chest / 31" length
2XL: chest 50–53" / laid flat 26" chest / 32" length
3XL: chest 54–57" / laid flat 28" chest / 33" length

CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

FAQ
Will the design crack or fade? | Not with normal care. DTG ink bonds to the fabric fibers — wash cold and inside out to maximize longevity.
What's the fit like? | Unisex relaxed. Size up if you prefer oversized. Women often size down one.
How long until it ships? | 2–4 business day production window, then standard carrier transit.
Can I return it if it doesn't fit? | We can't accept returns for size preference since each shirt is made to order. Check the size chart before ordering — and when in doubt, size up.
Is Khai Studio a real brand? | Real enough to ship you a shirt while you're still deciding.