{"product_id":"objectively-unprepared-funny-shirt-khai-studio","title":"Objectively Unprepared Funny Shirt | Khai Studio","description":"\u003cp\u003eNot a feeling. A confirmed, measurable fact.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis isn't imposter syndrome. This is a sober, data-driven assessment of the situation. Objectively Unprepared is for the person who walked into the room knowing exactly how ready they were — and showed up anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\/\/ 100% ring-spun cotton. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee. Soft, structured, and honest about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\/\/ Care: wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the design crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e Not with normal care. DTG ink bonds to the fabric fibers — wash cold and inside out to maximize longevity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the fit like?\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex relaxed. Size up if you prefer oversized. Women often size down one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow long until it ships?\u003c\/strong\u003e 2–4 business day production window, then standard carrier transit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I return it if it doesn't fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e We can't accept returns for size preference since each shirt is made to order. Check the size chart before ordering — and when in doubt, size up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs Khai Studio a real brand?\u003c\/strong\u003e Real enough to ship you a shirt while you're still deciding.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Khai Studio","offers":[{"title":"Asphalt \/ S","offer_id":52706152972608,"sku":"29131390212371738567","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":52706153005376,"sku":"30724724658236315877","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52706153038144,"sku":"27363027478872072068","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":52706153070912,"sku":"73969058774670131657","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":52706153103680,"sku":"41952098125296226536","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":52706153136448,"sku":"29378422946346504659","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ S","offer_id":52706153169216,"sku":"12943178560475421804","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Peach \/ S","offer_id":52706153201984,"sku":"75686746615710270155","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ M","offer_id":52706153234752,"sku":"17481073828997226679","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":52706153267520,"sku":"51731831460933874404","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52706153300288,"sku":"23599187520447379956","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ M","offer_id":52706153333056,"sku":"29281916758563384540","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":52706153365824,"sku":"11530237553317705284","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":52706153398592,"sku":"25628854039093775520","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":52706153431360,"sku":"84839727818948894429","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ M","offer_id":52706153464128,"sku":"21143327429947404086","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ M","offer_id":52706153496896,"sku":"27740407541403685449","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Peach \/ M","offer_id":52706153529664,"sku":"19837055297555118890","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ L","offer_id":52706153562432,"sku":"33364504025317790699","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":52706153595200,"sku":"78535469938923113732","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52706153627968,"sku":"11792648569939685182","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ L","offer_id":52706153660736,"sku":"27286754850302149300","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":52706153693504,"sku":"31518869466403571023","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":52706153726272,"sku":"19549613842843252191","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":52706153759040,"sku":"31178691830028709679","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ L","offer_id":52706153791808,"sku":"30740065012891012244","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ L","offer_id":52706153824576,"sku":"14925120851173339770","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Peach \/ L","offer_id":52706153857344,"sku":"30836957539747843442","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ L","offer_id":52706153890112,"sku":"26101474078076781834","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ XL","offer_id":52706153922880,"sku":"12624575270236615340","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":52706153955648,"sku":"24820529285460316038","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52706153988416,"sku":"26004026122184400754","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XL","offer_id":52706154021184,"sku":"28559691380286035863","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":52706154053952,"sku":"12429687278248695072","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":52706154086720,"sku":"32538339256463527063","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":52706154119488,"sku":"28538475995570673779","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ XL","offer_id":52706154152256,"sku":"31136819876006722110","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ XL","offer_id":52706154185024,"sku":"18039704286896135972","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Peach \/ XL","offer_id":52706154217792,"sku":"19161455324975885326","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ XL","offer_id":52706154250560,"sku":"15176612788674550778","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 2XL","offer_id":52706154283328,"sku":"21900980773776619725","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":52706154316096,"sku":"29035932280195725421","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52706154348864,"sku":"28082730677052427691","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":52706154381632,"sku":"26220163730960432912","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":52706154414400,"sku":"52615732761838897347","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":52706154447168,"sku":"13240638012352961122","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":52706154479936,"sku":"32205442436900380185","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":52706154512704,"sku":"30808715794143460283","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":52706154545472,"sku":"66043219684473908175","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Peach \/ 2XL","offer_id":52706154578240,"sku":"11798773389378809409","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":52706154611008,"sku":"13862078649471068612","price":28.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 3XL","offer_id":52706154643776,"sku":"14119552806485178470","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":52706154676544,"sku":"25881573540796799147","price":32.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52706154709312,"sku":"84156920660547530447","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":52706154742080,"sku":"33575872095560603386","price":32.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":52706154774848,"sku":"92234085006118707715","price":32.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":52706154807616,"sku":"17027444296189667114","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":52706154840384,"sku":"32461469708050094732","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":52706154873152,"sku":"22248638131180609411","price":32.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":52706154905920,"sku":"76698971121683666032","price":32.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Peach \/ 3XL","offer_id":52706154938688,"sku":"97232608849458832911","price":32.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0849\/5205\/6128\/files\/9088251907681605274_2048.jpg?v=1782772852","url":"https:\/\/khai.studio\/products\/objectively-unprepared-funny-shirt-khai-studio","provider":"Khai Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}