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Size up if you prefer a looser fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003ePRINT \u0026amp; FULFILLMENT\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on demand via DTG (Direct-to-Garment) using a Kornit Atlas Max printer with white underbase — fully opaque ink on every color, no cracking, no peeling. Each shirt is printed and shipped within 2–4 business days of your order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eSHIPPING \u0026amp; RETURNS\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eStandard domestic delivery: 3–7 business days after fulfillment. Shipping rates calculated at checkout. Made to order — we don't accept returns on unwanted items. If your order arrives with a defect, wrong item, or print issue, contact us at kory@khai.studio within 30 days and we'll make it right with a replacement or refund. No return shipment required.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eS: chest 36–38\" \/ M: chest 38–40\" \/ L: chest 42–44\" \/ XL: chest 46–48\" \/ 2XL: chest 50–52\" \/ 3XL: chest 54–56\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eCARE\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron over print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e DTG prints are durable when cared for properly. Wash cold, dry low, and the design holds up over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this unisex sizing?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes — the Bella+Canvas 3001 is a true unisex cut. 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