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Women often size down one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRINT \u0026amp; FULFILLMENT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printed by Monster Digital on a Kornit Atlas Max with white underbase for full opacity on every color. Made to order — 2–4 business day production window.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSHIPPING \u0026amp; RETURNS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStandard carrier transit after production, typically 3–7 business days domestic. Rates calculated at checkout. Made to order — we can't accept returns for size preference. Defects, wrong items, or print issues? 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