{"product_id":"304-human-loading-please-wait","title":"Human Loading Please Wait Funny Burnout Shirt | Khai Studio","description":"\u003cp\u003eHuman loading, please wait.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProgress bar stuck at coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBest for: Anyone who needs a buffering icon before 9am\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBest for: Anyone whose brain hasn't finished booting up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBest for: Gifting to the slowest-loading person you know\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFIT \u0026amp; FEEL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee. Soft cotton-polyester blend, relaxed fit, ribbed collar, tapered shoulders. Runs true to size — size up for oversized. Women often size down one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRINT \u0026amp; FULFILLMENT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printed by Monster Digital on a Kornit Atlas Max with white underbase for full opacity on every color. Made to order — 2–4 business day production window.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSHIPPING \u0026amp; RETURNS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStandard carrier transit after production, typically 3–7 business days domestic. Rates calculated at checkout. Made to order — we can't accept returns for size preference. Defects, wrong items, or print issues? 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