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Contact kory@khai.studio within 30 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS: chest 34–37\" \/ laid flat 18\" chest \/ 28\" length\u003cbr\u003eM: chest 38–41\" \/ laid flat 20\" chest \/ 29\" length\u003cbr\u003eL: chest 42–45\" \/ laid flat 22\" chest \/ 30\" length\u003cbr\u003eXL: chest 46–49\" \/ laid flat 24\" chest \/ 31\" length\u003cbr\u003e2XL: chest 50–53\" \/ laid flat 26\" chest \/ 32\" length\u003cbr\u003e3XL: chest 54–57\" \/ laid flat 28\" chest \/ 33\" length\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCARE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWill the design crack or fade? | Not with normal care. DTG ink bonds to the fabric fibers — wash cold and inside out to maximize longevity.\u003cbr\u003eWhat's the fit like? | Unisex relaxed. 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